To: You, From: Me

Dear Sarcasm,
You complete me. Let's never part.



Dear Cynicism,
Tone it down a bit... You're starting to scare people off.



Dear Heartache, Pain and various affiliates,
I could do without you. You take up too much space, you're abnoxious and frankly, I benefit nothing from our living arrangement.

I would greatly appreciate it if you'd vacate the premises IMMEDIATELY.






Sarcasm... still there? Let's have a lunch date.
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Song that inspired this blog: 'Everything's Just Wonderful' - Lily Allen
"I wish I could change the ways of the world,
Make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay,
Doing what we do
Screwing who we screw"